The return of the kak.

Blimey,two and a bit years since I last came on here :p...I've only looked because a friend of mine has started blogging,and very intelligently too I might add,not this ranting bollocks I used to put up.

I must try harder now.

I voted Tory at the last election,I've lost 2 stones in weight since I was last on here and Leeds have been promoted back into the 2nd division (it's not Really the 'championship' is it? ) after slumping dismally due to mis-management..I no longer have a season ticket and last season was the first since I was 13 that I didn't go to a game...... My kid is still swimming and doing very well and I'm now a coach ..Get me !!

Mountain bike racing is my new thing and I'm a season pass holder at Dalby Forest..Four day Hombre sadly dis-banded to reform as 'Hope and Social' which is a crap name but they still make beautiful music...Paul no longer does the Blakey music nights which is a crying shame and the chefs changed so the Sunday dinners aren't as good.

Work,home and everything else is still the same,whether that's good or bad is a matter of opinion really .

See you in 2 years..lol

Food for thought.

Worked a few hours extra today to try and get schiess (or should that be Scheisse?) machine working......for the uninitiated these are Vertical Boring machines,which,if I may add is a lot less interesting than it sounds if that were posible....and to think I wanted to be a teacher :(

Moved into the other shift for a while and had break with them,which on Thursday nights consists of Pizza/Chinese or some such.

Two of the lads had a meal deal which consists of 2 chicken Parmesans 10" Pizza,10" Garlic bread,Large Doner Kebab,2 bags of Chips,Garlic and Chilli sauce topped off with 2 cans of full fat Coke.This they ate within 45 minutes in an heroic display of gluttony.It obviously takes dedication to achieve such voluminous size and girth,consider me suitably impressed as well as somewhat nauseated.

There is no way that we (theBritish)will not succeed in catching the United States in the Obesity league table,which they have led so confidently for so long,with such dedication coming from our boys.....I salute you H and Mo.

Little Man Tate,Middlesbrough.

Went to see the outrageously brilliant Little Man Tate at the Arena in Boro last night.The Arena is the same building which was home to Middlesbrough Rock Garden in those heady Punk days of my youth.Certainly brought back some great memories......Undertones,Skids,Damned,UK subs etc.It's certainly changed though,no longer are there orange tables bolted to the floor with the little stage in the corner.Now the bands play upstairs and beer is £3.80 a pint compared to copious amounts + entry we got for a fiver in the days of yore.

Entertainment still top class though,first act were a local band (never caught their name) who tried but never really hit my spot (ooh err missus).Next band were theLines from Birmingham area,absolutely awesome,one of the best bands I've seen which i've never even heard of,if you get my meaning there?The Lead guitarist had a really great sound,I thought a bit of Kula Shaker and our Math went for Stone Roses but that's just cos I'm old and wise and knowledgable and he's a bit green but progressing nicely.

LMT played a great upbeat set and had me standing all self consciously wanting to get to the front and go apeshit but knowing that I was probably the oldest and certainly the baldest person there held me back........saw later on that the secret for oldies is to wear a beanie hat,knocks 10 years off you and maybe more when everyone's had a gallon !!

Next time I'm in the mosh with a Kangol on me knapper.

It's been a while.

Just browsing and I remembered that I once had a blog (or two).Nice to look back at them and see whats changed.
Not a lot as it happens,still working at the same place,still unsatisfied with my lot but still in one piece and still taking the tablets!
I shall return far more hastily than before,though this was a promise I made 4 years ago so don't be hasty with the writ.

Hells teeth,all my old links have gone tits up...Tillymint is only allowing friends,Raised by chaffinches has changed....he was my blogging hero and tragically Nutgroist seems to have become sensible!!!

Time to find new friends and discover other random worlds.

Down,down,deeper and down.

Leeds 1 Portsmouth 2.

Now we're really screwed,a beautiful day at Elland road but It didn't feel right ,the whole atmosphere felt wrong even before kick off,it only got worse as the morning went on.

Though Eddie Gray is a LUFC legend he is diabolical at picking a team.

I think talking about football (unless that's its theme) on a blog is uncool so I'll say no more until we're definitely down probably when we play the Birdmans pack of bastards Bolton next week.

Not all bad news though,todays match programme kindly informed us that next years season ticket prices have been frozen whether or not we stay up.........an act of kindness that brings a tear to my eye with its generosity.

So just the £378 to watch Rotherham,Reading,Crewe etc..........thats alright then........thanks Mr Krasner sir.

Ooh,How childish.

But you just can't resist one more try at THIS

Mmmm....I'm a Malignant ringtail fucker who likes to Punish huskies.

Sounds about right .

Survey.....no shrinks thank you.

Stolen from Tillymint who stole it from.....TBC

Abortion?:	If it would ruin 3 lives keeping the poor little mite......yes
Death Penalty?:	Most certainly,Kiddy fiddlers,Chavs etc
Prostitution?:	Not for me,though each to their own and all that.
Alcohol?:	JD and a real ale with twigs in and such
Marijuana?:	At the top of my garden looking out over the North Yorks Moors,a while ago.
Other drugs?:	No ,though I did speed once and got cold sores and couldn't piss.
Gay marriage?:	No,Arses would self-lubricate if it were the done thing.
Illegal immigrants?:	No,I'm a tradesman and would struggle to get into OZ.
Smoking?:	Stinks
Drunk driving?:	NO
Cloning?:	If you could keep memories...maybe,in fact the older I get it'd be a yes.
Racism?:	NO,In fact I was an active member of the Anti-Apartheid movement "When I were a lad".
Premarital sex?:	Oh yes,or I'd never had had any ..lol
Religion?:	I just don't know what I believe...I'd like to but you just can't can you?
The war in Iraq?:	Then:yes, Now: No
Bush?:	Brazilian.
Downloading music?:	Yes.
The legal drinking age?:	Ok at 18,now I'm well over 18.
Porn?:	Yep...Secretaries
Suicide?:	No

What is your stand on..... brought to you by BZOINK!

Two more plots please Rod.

Two little bastards aged 15 and 17 were accused of cutting a head off a corpse and playing with it in a graveyard tomb at Edinburgh's Greyfriar's Cemetery.

The little twats aren't even going to jail for this,200 hours community service for one and a 2 years suspended sentence for the other.

What really pisses me off is that some knob will have been defending these toerags........It would be justice if next time they kicked their solicitors grannys head round the graveyard.

Bring ex gravedigger Rod Stewart out of retirement and bury the little bastards alive.

Oh Bloody Hell!!

I've written It again haven't I......Crap. Although I am down to "sore thro*t" and "Thr*t" in the singular.....I feel that's progress.

Britney Spears
Bum Fun

That should do it.

It didn't so I've edited.....Time travel is just so easy nowadays.

Give me a break.

In an effort to alter the "Related searches" part of the banner at the top of my page from "Thr*at Ca*cer" and "Strep thr*at" ,I am going to write Christina Aguilara 5 times ........don't the bastards think I'm paranoid enough? I only mentioned it in 1 post for gawds sake.Why not link to "slash" or "Bollocks"Or even "Crap Blog"?

Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara

There I hope that'll sort it....tomorrow I will be mostly typing Britney Spears.

If it's changed you may think I'm lying but I'm not.....honest.

By the way how can Britney possibly beat Christina in the FHM sexiest poll?....it's a travesty.

Christina was wearing stockings ages ago.

Lobster is on the menu.

I've just got out of the bath .. It was hot,very hot (I am dressed,you dirty cybersexers you!).

The Sulks

A bloke at work has not talked to me since bank holiday weekend.My crime was to work for 2 hours on a job which he was not allowed to work overtime on......as though our boss is going to say "Pop out for 2 hours on BH monday please mate".

This goes on a lot at our place,usually about O/T,I just don't get it why blokes of between 40 and 60 years old still feel the need to sulk like bloody 3 year olds,why cry over a few quid when they're on good money anyway?

He tried to talk to me today..........I blanked him.

I'm a petty sulky git.........Har,Har.