Sunday, February 29, 2004

128 years..it just had to happen...bugger!

Middlesbrough won a trophy today,this probably in the season we (Leeds United) go down.
Work is hard enough as it is without smug gits who haven't seen the inside of a football stadium for years,taking the piss.
Coming back from the Leeds- Liverpool (2-2)game the tit announcing the latest scores on Radio Aire said that Bolton were winning,we turned on Five Live only to hear Boros 2nd goal,a dubious penalty.The game ended 2-1 and means that I have to avoid all local press for weeks......the sad success starved smoggies will no doubt be anticipating Champions League glory within 2 seasons now that they've won a 2nd rate cup.....Bastards.

We're still bottom.

On a brighter note I did my first ever Handbrake turn today (on snow might I add),I now walk with my chest puffed out with pride,slightly behind my stomach.

Saturday, February 28, 2004

Friday, February 27, 2004

Go steady love ....It's my first time

Oooh....my first Blog. Yesterday there were 3 people made redundant at our place,today no one misses them,...One was an Electrician who wouldn't do anything electrical as he wasn't "an electrician,he's an Electrical Engineer".He sat in his office and rang up "Electricians" to come and do work at extortionate prices.

Another was a Programmer who didn't program as the idiot had taught everyone everything he knows,which frankly wasn't much,therefore making his job....(you've guessed it)...Redundant!! He's a born again christian so I suppose he'll be OK?

The third was an elderly Teddy Boy who though a thoroughly nice chap spent his day calling people "Honey" and combing his admirable DA.

There are worse people than these still at the Company.No wonder we're struggling!

Oh and a girl in the office cut her working week down to 4 days....I suppose every little helps.