Down,down,deeper and down.

Leeds 1 Portsmouth 2.

Now we're really screwed,a beautiful day at Elland road but It didn't feel right ,the whole atmosphere felt wrong even before kick off,it only got worse as the morning went on.

Though Eddie Gray is a LUFC legend he is diabolical at picking a team.

I think talking about football (unless that's its theme) on a blog is uncool so I'll say no more until we're definitely down probably when we play the Birdmans pack of bastards Bolton next week.

Not all bad news though,todays match programme kindly informed us that next years season ticket prices have been frozen whether or not we stay up.........an act of kindness that brings a tear to my eye with its generosity.

So just the £378 to watch Rotherham,Reading,Crewe etc..........thats alright then........thanks Mr Krasner sir.

Ooh,How childish.

But you just can't resist one more try at THIS

Mmmm....I'm a Malignant ringtail fucker who likes to Punish huskies.

Sounds about right .

Survey.....no shrinks thank you.

Stolen from Tillymint who stole it from.....TBC

Abortion?:	If it would ruin 3 lives keeping the poor little mite......yes
Death Penalty?:	Most certainly,Kiddy fiddlers,Chavs etc
Prostitution?:	Not for me,though each to their own and all that.
Alcohol?:	JD and a real ale with twigs in and such
Marijuana?:	At the top of my garden looking out over the North Yorks Moors,a while ago.
Other drugs?:	No ,though I did speed once and got cold sores and couldn't piss.
Gay marriage?:	No,Arses would self-lubricate if it were the done thing.
Illegal immigrants?:	No,I'm a tradesman and would struggle to get into OZ.
Smoking?:	Stinks
Drunk driving?:	NO
Cloning?:	If you could keep memories...maybe,in fact the older I get it'd be a yes.
Racism?:	NO,In fact I was an active member of the Anti-Apartheid movement "When I were a lad".
Premarital sex?:	Oh yes,or I'd never had had any ..lol
Religion?:	I just don't know what I believe...I'd like to but you just can't can you?
The war in Iraq?:	Then:yes, Now: No
Bush?:	Brazilian.
Downloading music?:	Yes.
The legal drinking age?:	Ok at 18,now I'm well over 18.
Porn?:	Yep...Secretaries
Suicide?:	No

What is your stand on..... brought to you by BZOINK!

Two more plots please Rod.

Two little bastards aged 15 and 17 were accused of cutting a head off a corpse and playing with it in a graveyard tomb at Edinburgh's Greyfriar's Cemetery.

The little twats aren't even going to jail for this,200 hours community service for one and a 2 years suspended sentence for the other.

What really pisses me off is that some knob will have been defending these toerags........It would be justice if next time they kicked their solicitors grannys head round the graveyard.

Bring ex gravedigger Rod Stewart out of retirement and bury the little bastards alive.

Oh Bloody Hell!!

I've written It again haven't I......Crap. Although I am down to "sore thro*t" and "Thr*t" in the singular.....I feel that's progress.

Britney Spears
Bum Fun

That should do it.

It didn't so I've edited.....Time travel is just so easy nowadays.

Give me a break.

In an effort to alter the "Related searches" part of the banner at the top of my page from "Thr*at Ca*cer" and "Strep thr*at" ,I am going to write Christina Aguilara 5 times ........don't the bastards think I'm paranoid enough? I only mentioned it in 1 post for gawds sake.Why not link to "slash" or "Bollocks"Or even "Crap Blog"?

Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara
Christina Aguilara

There I hope that'll sort it....tomorrow I will be mostly typing Britney Spears.

If it's changed you may think I'm lying but I'm not.....honest.

By the way how can Britney possibly beat Christina in the FHM sexiest poll?....it's a travesty.

Christina was wearing stockings ages ago.

Lobster is on the menu.

I've just got out of the bath .. It was hot,very hot (I am dressed,you dirty cybersexers you!).

The Sulks

A bloke at work has not talked to me since bank holiday weekend.My crime was to work for 2 hours on a job which he was not allowed to work overtime on......as though our boss is going to say "Pop out for 2 hours on BH monday please mate".

This goes on a lot at our place,usually about O/T,I just don't get it why blokes of between 40 and 60 years old still feel the need to sulk like bloody 3 year olds,why cry over a few quid when they're on good money anyway?

He tried to talk to me today..........I blanked him.

I'm a petty sulky git.........Har,Har.

Dr Crap I presume?

More rubbish from the local quack and friends.

Mam was going to come shopping with us but she can hardly walk due to sciatica caused primarily by the absolutely shite hip replacement that she was subjected to last year.

We were all expecting her to be walking around pretty well by now,but no,she's worse than before the Op.All they did was cut her up,bray a new hip in,stitch her up and tattybye Mrs B see you never.One leg is now 2 " longer than the other and she's in pain most of the time,bugger me she's only 63 for gods sakes!!No Physio for 4 months until she asked for it,If I were as bad at my job I'd be down the road no bother.

If she were one of those scumbag "Where there's blame,theres a claim" people she could take them to the cleaners.....in fact I wish she would.

I wonder if they'd leave their own mother in that state.........Mmmm,thats a hard one.

Problem is,as with Coppers,Teachers etc.People don't do jobs for the love of the profession any more just the cold hard cash and bollocks to those who pay their wages.

well,that's no good...

I was off sick today and yesterday,yesterday was fine,I watched Kill Bill on DVD and chilled out.......today I was bored off and played counterstrike all afternoon which is all very well,but I was slightly concerned that at times I was wishing that I was at work.....Is this a sickness in itself!!??Is my life so boring that I need to work.

Aarrrrgghhh!

One good thing though,I've started to read John Irvings " A Prayer for Owen Meany" again....I haven't read it for about 15 years and I'd forgotten how absolutely brilliant it was..........

.....every cloud and all that.

Ugly,moi?

Saw a girl down the town today,who,when at the Youth club 25 years ago wouldn't go out with me 'cos I was too ugly for her (her words).

What a dried out crone she's ended up,as haggard as buggery and looking a good 20 years older than her 42 years......christ don't I feel good,here I am still an ugly bugger but no worse than before and there she is a wizened old trollop.....how I smirk.

Even better,the serious girlfriends I've had since then were/are stunners in comparison.

Sometimes it's good to be a nasty vindictive bastard!!

Will they know what we're....

.....on about.

The apes that is,Yep,we all nonchalantly talk about our new Sky+ boxes,Laptop PCs,NVidea graphics cards,Motability and whistling kettles but what if the apes find an old PC like in a "Planet of the Apes" scenario and read our blogs......they won't know what the f%$k we're on about,how inconsiderate of us,no wonder they'll feel the need to crush us like ants.

Time to light(en) up,and freak out.

If you have broadband,light up and watch this weird shit (Nutgroist may have been involved...lol)....

Sky News is on the telly......I hate Tony Blair more than I did Thatcher........I'm a socialist so how in gods name did that happen?Whenever I see his smarmy face I feel utter disgust,they never promised us this wanker at the Durham miners gala!

I daren't really write about too much as I might be repeating better bloggers than myself ie birdman,Nutgroist etc (though I doubt it).......But I shall catch up on their blogs and get into the full swing of things again tomorrow so nighty night, and don't let the bed bugs bite,though they will as there's thousands of the little buggers in the cleanest of Sleepeeze mattresses,it's the bastard Hippopotamus that carries them.

While I was away...

What a shitty couple of weeks I've had.

Well we'll go back to August 2001,on my bike felt like I had a lump in my throat,got worse over the weeks and I found it difficult to swallow.

Dr.R Rigby reckoned it was just an exceptionally sore thr*at.

Dr C Rigby (his wife)said I was a cancerphobe and was suffering mental problems. I'm naming the bastards ....so sue me!!

It got worse,could hardly get a yoghurt down so humouring me Dr C. Rigby sent me to see a specialist at the EENT in M'bro.

It was Obvious that the specialist had been primed by Rigby that she thought that I was a bit light in the head and after more patronising I was told that I was suffering from "Globus Hystericus" an imaginary lump in the throat....this was about Oct/Nov time.

I went to see Dr(?)C again and she asked if I wanted to take it further,after suffering another 5 minutes of arrogance I declined saying that as she already had me down as some kind of Hypochondriac I wouldn't bother.

By December I was past myself with worry,my mam suggested that I may have reflux and/or a Haitus Hernia so I changed tack and went to see another Doctor (a proper one this time),who immediately put me down for a Gastroscopy,citing my mams diagnosis as maybe not being far off the mark.

March 2002,I went for the Gastroscopy and discovered that I had Barratts Oesophogitis a disease of the foodpipe caused by acid reflux from the stomach burning the lining and making it think it is stomach lining then changing the cellular structure and possibly turning to the big C.( I can't write the full word it scares me shitless!!).

I now have to take Zoton everyday of my life and never a day goes by when I don't think about how my throat is feeling.

Last week was my third gastroscopy (I have to go for abiopsy yearly for the rest of my life),my throat was tight and I had a tickly cough that I couldn't help thinking was a major problem,before last week I lived in worryland until I got another years grace.

Dr Rigby and wife......I hate your guts,if you could have done a simple thing like diagnose a simple ailment like reflux I could've been on Zoton and the Barretts would not have developed.You are a bloody disgrace and I'd sue you if I thought you wouldn't fiddle the notes.

The incompetent twats have ruined every March for the rest of my life.

Anyway thats why I ain't been around!!.....I realise that some people have greater problems, but hey,each to their own eh.